used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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