bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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