She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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