I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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