I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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