Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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