I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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