so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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