are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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