do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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