I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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