what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we're making bets on your personal life
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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