Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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