Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Someone signed my nipple.
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