She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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