well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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