Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i would punch a child for taco bell
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
smell my finger.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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