i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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