found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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