How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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