i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
