She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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