eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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