quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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