Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm always down for nudity.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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