did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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