The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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