just come out here and I will go home with you...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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