she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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