did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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