Walk of Shame. In a state park.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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