dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just google imaged poop.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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