Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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