I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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