Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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