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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...

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(858): View more from California

batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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(818): View more from California

Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics

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(641): View more from Iowa

yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.

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(813): View more from Florida

If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity

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(765): View more from Indiana

2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.

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