I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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