The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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