Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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