dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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