Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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