Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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