Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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