I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So squirting runs in the family.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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