I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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