just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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