Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
should my penis look like a turkey
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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