what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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