I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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