everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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