I'm lost and stupid without you.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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