you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I checked into jail on foursquare
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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