I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
