He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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