I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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