is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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